Construction Worker Gazes Down Upon All He Hath Wrought
Columbus, OH - According to multiple reports, construction worker Jeb Roberts took a pause from his normal CBEC construction duties early Friday to gaze down upon all of his creation in prideful amazement.
"I helped make this; this was me," said the construction worker who has been a part of 73 construction projects since his first in 1996. "Pretty neat," added Roberts with a proud grin. After pausing to look in wonder over the entirety of his creation, Roberts stopped his gaze at a pair of pillars before pointing and proclaiming, "See those? I helped with those."
When asked what exactly the CBEC is, or at least what it stands for, Roberts replied, "Oh, I have no idea about any of that," before returning to work.