COLUMBUS, OH -
Following extensive research that included input from every undergraduate student, Ohio State has announced that this spring semester will be changed back to the quarter format for the remainder of the semester, effective immediately.

"We realize that summer break will have to wait another month, and that that is terrible, but this is what students have been asking for since the day we switched to semesters," said President Gee in front of an angry crowd of students early Monday. "This is what you want," added the relatable president who knows what we all want and is correct. Following the announcement, freshmen didn't know what all the uproar was about.